A joke…

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail
and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him ..(Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good)…..
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

My life.

My life.

(Source: durianseeds, via shotofhappiness)

Burn that bitch on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/17186707

Burn that bitch on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/17186707

IMMAGINI MERDAVIGLIOSE 3 on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/17186781

IMMAGINI MERDAVIGLIOSE 3 on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/17186781

Spirit Never Dies on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/17187325

Spirit Never Dies on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/17187325

My prize-winning pumpkin. You can never go wrong with FMA. xD

My prize-winning pumpkin. You can never go wrong with FMA. xD

Painting on real people

http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/hyperrealistic-acrylic-body

This lady paints people to make them look like part of a painting, but they’re actually being photographed.